LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!THE NEXT...

...PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES!!!

His name is He Pingping from China and he has been officially named the world's smallest man. He is two foot five.

I want him to be our next President. The partisanship in Washington is out of control leaving us the real possibility that whomever gets elected will have a hard time getting things done. I believe that only He can bring our bloodied nation together and unify our great people to once again pursue a noble and worthy endeavor called Democracy. Pingping has a special ability to bring together, Republican and Democrat, Religious and Secularist, friend and foe. His recent visit to New York brought out the very best in us.

Here are some quotes from the September 19, 2008 New York Daily News:

Taxis screeched to a halt, cops pulled out cell phone cameras, and jaded New Yorkers gasped Thursday as a 2-foot-5 wonder named He Pingping led a crowd down the famed boulevard like a pint-sized Pied Piper. "That's just crazy!" exclaimed passerby Delphine Franklin, 5-feet-5, as pedestrians thronged to the 20-year-old who is the size of a 6-month-old baby.

Pingping doesn't talk much but seemed completely at ease in the hustle and bustle of skyscraper city, waving at the gawkers. He had to stand on his toes to reach the lowest buttons on the elevator at the Grand Hyatt. Sitting on the bed in his hotel room, he looked like a doll. "I wanna pick him up and put him in my purse!" said one woman on the street.

In China, Pingping leads a pretty ordinary life in a house equipped with special low doorknobs and a high chair for meals."He likes to watch TV, listen to music and smoke," his brother-in-law said. "He doesn't like it when people treat him like a child."

He creates a stir wherever he goes. In Grand Central, commuters stopped in their tracks and begged to shake his hand."People have never seen anything like him," Glenday said. Despite his size, the sometimes crushing crowds apparently don't bother Pingping. "He likes the attention," said his brother-in-law.

Ridiculous?

Now you know how I feel when someone tries to explain to me why they think McCain/Palin is good for our country.

Larry B