The Sprint Promise
We here at
Sprint
(Now together with Nextel)
...will ram it so far up your ying-yang
your tonsils will tickle.
And that's a fucking promise!
Did anyone else recently get screwed by these humps?
Larry
posted by Larry B | 7:15 AM
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Did anyone else recently get screwed by these humps?
Larry
5 Comments:
My ying yang still hurts from the raping they gave me. never had so much problems with a phone company like Sprint.
My ying yang is Sprint-less and fine, but my reception still suffers big time. It's like Verizon be blind tryin to find towers that don't exist, would it be remiss to say "I won't pay" or "Your service is gay" meaning their aforementioned yet non-extant ying yang towers be gettin bahtty boi on the ozone layer? Me thinks not. Poppin meat on them cell phone billz. Gettin grown.
Whoa....can someone please explain these posts? I understand there is a problem with Sprint, but these two posts, especially the second one, is very difficult to comprehend.
What up Justin?
Sprint sucks, and the people they have working for them at Radioshack in particular are grossly incompetent. I left them after they provided my first year of wireless phone 'service' and vowed never to return. I also vowed never to buy electronics from a place with the word 'shack' in its name. They're two of the few vows I've actually kept.
Yo Money...What the fluke is up???
I think my friend put it best back when I was originally shopping for cell service back in 2003:
"All cell phone companies such...each in a different way."
The thing that really burned my onions about Sprextal was this:
I have two cell lines. Monthly, the first line was $68 with X amount of minutes (I'm really not sure how many, nor do I care, because I hardly use the darn thing anyway.) and the second line was free. This is the way it had been since I signed with these soda jerks back in 2003 and the primary reason I ended up with them. That is a total of four years if you are keeping score.
When this month's bill comes it lays out the above figures but title it "Your Old Plan." Then under that it says "Your New Plan" and the second line is all of a sudden $20 a month. I said to myself, "Hmm...I did not make any change, why would they change my plan? Didn't they need me to agree to such a thing? Shouldn't I have been consulted with this decision? I started to feel my ash-hole burn as I picked up the receiver to call their customer service.
You really do not want to hear me whine so I will make this real short. After about twenty minutes of holding due to "high caller volume" (Yeah. I bet!) Uncle Cracker gets on the phone and tells me that the reason for the increase was that the old rate was a "mistake" and they simply corected it.
It had been a "MISTAKE" for four years? BULLSHIT! The salesman (An official Sprint employee from an Official Sprint store.) sold me THAT plan. There was NO MISTAKE.
So I said to this guy, "They left YOU holding the bag." I said,"They raised my rate (As well as many others because one of things he told me was that "all the data has been piling up for years involving thousands of customers... and they're just getting around to it now.") for no reason, in fact violating my agreement, and that is the best story upper management, the ones getting their cocks rinsed on the Riviera...at this very moment...can give you to tell us? Am I suppose to believe that there was some rougue Sprint guy going around giving schmucks like me a deal? A modern day Robin Hood stealing from the rich and handing out free cell service to the poor."
I then mentioned that I was pretty sure I remember a commercial advertising that deal back then and that it why I took it. That is when this cornblower went into total tool mold and told me, "He is looking over the information right now and he sees no such advertising."
To which I said, "You got to be shitting me"
I then asked him if he worked for Dick Cheney?
At that point I had to hang up because my burning hot dogs set the fire alarm off.
I thought of the consultant in "Office Space" who explains to the hire ups that we didn't fire him "we just fixed the glitch."
What these clowns did to me is so sleazy it physically makes me ill and, in a sense, what they did to Uncle Cracker is also reprehensible.
In a nutshell, they left a low level employee in his cube, alone, to face a switchboard overloaded with enraged clients who are shut out of their legitimate funds because of arbitrary decisions, made solely based on their own greed and avarice, with only some ludercriss half-assed story to tell. A tale that NO ONE in their right mind could possibly believe.
I couldn't imagine what that day could be like.
Thanks for the comments guys and great hearing from you Justinian!
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