The Right Side of History

A collection of writings that attempt to connect the meaning of the major and minor events and distractions of today to a broader philosophy of life that tries to strip away the non-sense, spin and lies to reveal something that is closer to truth.

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Sith - It Is All So Clear

5/25/05

In an unprecedented move, George Lucas has released a DVD box set entitled "The Complete Lucas…Uncut." The 8 disc collection's list price of $3,842.00 is justified because it features all of the filmmaker’s works, including the "Re-Lucasized" versions of his groundbreaking "American Graffiti" and the cult classic "THX 1138."

In a press conference held at Skywalker Ranch, Mr. Lucas explained the reason for the radical changes made to his two earlier films as

…something I always wanted to do back then but I didn’t have the time or the budget. Over the years, whenever I saw these flicks on television I was embarrassed vowing one day to make the changes that I wanted…No... I NEEDED to make. THIS is the way these movies were supposed to look like."


Here are scenes from the two new editions:


THX 1188

Robert Duvall in the "new" scene from THX





American Graffitti

...and Ron Howard reacts to his "new" surroundings.






In all seriousness, by emphasizing technology over humanity, gadgetry over imagination, simplicity over maturity, "The Revenge of the Sith," and George Lucas himself, stands as a perfect symbol for America's new Millennium. A fantasy world where jokers and fools, have taken control of idiots and dullards, giving anybody with any genuine curiosity or intellectual integrity the strong urge to fight or flee.

May the horse shit be with you...always.
Sixth Army

I Know That Girl

Patty

Nixon Era Idea of Social Justice.



5/26/05


The other day, the PBS series American Experience, presented the documentary film, Guerilla, The Taking of Patty Hearst(2004). This was one riveting movie.

For those of you who don’t know, Patty Hearst, the teenage heiress to the newspaper empire, in 1974 was kidnapped by a bunch of left wing radicals calling themselves the Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA). What started out as an act of barbarism took a turn for the surreal when, two months later, Patty officially joined her captors and renamed herself “Tanya.” What followed was an odyssey of bank robberies and audio recordings of political ranting which came to an end in 1975 with the very violent public storming of the group’s hideout in Los Angeles, leaving pretty much all of the SLA’s members dead. Hearst was captured alive not that long afterward.

With her family being politically connected and filthy rich, the Hearsts were able to hire big shot lawyer F Lee Bailey who, after a sensational controversial trial, was able to secure a five year sentence for his client by using the “Stockholm Syndrome” defense. She was released after serving barely two years and immediately returned to her sheltered pre-kidnapping debutante lifestyle as if nothing ever happened.

Every once in awhile you can catch her on Page Six or playing some campy character in some cheap movie on the any number of toilet channels digital cable has to offer.

The film shows these events through interviews with key witnesses, the authentic audio tape of Hearst talking about “pigs,” “injustice” and denouncing her family as murderers. But, most effectively, the filmmakers make use of the actual bank surveillance camera footage from the robbery that clearly shows Patty Hearst, still considered a “victim” at the time, yelling at customers and wielding an automatic weapon with authority.

The grainy black and white footage of the robbery is presented at length and with no music or commentary. With the stop-action feel of the staggered images, the figures’ movements seem otherworldly and combined with the dated seventies fashions, an ominous eerie sensation overpowers the viewer.

The whole incident is a perfect representation of that time. That period in American culture when the optimism of the 1960s Hippy movement was slowly crushed by the traumas of Kent State, the Oil Crisis, Cambodia and Watergate leaving an atmosphere of hangover and an American public, told to question anything and everything, not knowing where to turn.

Our social evolution was at a watershed moment and the more it changed the more dissatisfied some people became. Violent, domestic terrorism, wrapped in the flag of freedom and equality, emanated primarily from the left.

All of these factors created the Reagan years where his famous slogan, “It’s morning in America again,” not so covertly, suggested we would be better off forgetting the 1960s and turning back the clock to a world of racial oppression, materialistic gluttony, sexual repression and intellectual conformity. A time when, “THEY knew their place.”

After viewing the documentary, it is clear that Patty Hearst was a sheltered, pampered heiress who thought it was a “hoot,” manipulating the media and getting publicity for behaving outrageously. She was the original Paris Hilton.


Hearst Paris
The more things change...



What I find interesting is that 30 years ago, Patty Hearst felt that to be a player, she had to join some ultra-fringe, left wing militant group that purported purpose was to “bring down the unjust system and have a more equitable distribution of resources and wealth,” while Paris thinks the way to go is self produced porn tapes.

Sign of the times I guess.
Sixth Army

Cruise Control

5/31/05

Since I work for a living, I do not watch any day time television at all. I remember when Oprah first started out, back in the 1980s, but can honestly say over all these years I have seen maybe 30 minutes total of her show.

However, I do read the newspapers every day which, needless to say, have mentioned her schtick from time to time. “Oprah gave away a car,” “Oprah lost weight,” “Oprah gained weight,” etc. etc.

So, when I stumbled across these pictures of the appearance movie star Tom Cruise made on her show the other day, I sat transfixed, dumbfounded really, trying with all my might to figure out what they meant. Take a look if you dare.



Cruise 1 Cruise 2
Just look at this shit.



Cruise 3 Cruise 4
An incredible display of overcompensation



Cruise 5 Cruise 6
...and what exactly is this?




I reiterate:


Fist
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!



Yeah...
He doesn't take it in the ass.
Sixth Army

Sunday, May 15, 2005

The Beacon Of Hope Awards

I tend this post to be an ongoing list, a Hall of Fame of people, films, books and TV shows that consistently shed light on this horrible time period and have never buckled under to the slings and arrows of oppression, choosing reason and truth over money and bullshit.

I plan on updating this list whenever someone comes through in this dark period so if you know somebody or something that deserves mention, please, just leave a comment or, just CONTACT ME with your nomination and why they deserve to be among the honored and I will add them to the list.

THE HALL OF FAME



Simpsons

#1 of all time



THE SIMPSONS
ANIMATED SIT-COM - FOX Network
DATE OF INDUCTION: 5/15/2005
SPECIAL MENTION: The Hall's Founding Member




Simply the best show of all time and the reason why I thought up this award.

After 15 years of insightful cultural observation and biting social satire, you would think the shows creator, MATT GROENING would be out of gas. If this were any other show, Groening, and the rest of the gang, at this point, would be producing tired, unoriginal and inferior material week after week simply to get their hands on a nice check.

Here is some sample dialogue from this year's season finale:


HOMER: Maybe we can send Bart to military school. Then later, he can get caught up in America's next quagmire. Will it be North Korea, Syria or Iran? Nobody knows with Commander Coo-Coo Bananas in charge.

and



BART: Protestants and Catholics, stop fighting! Don't you realize that it is all Christianity. The petty differences are far outweighed by the silly similarities.


Nuff said.



The Daily Show

This is what a hero looks like.



THE DAILY SHOW
SATIRIC NEWS SHOW - COMEDY CENTRAL
DATE OF INDUCTION: 5/16/2005
SPECIAL MENTION: JOHN STEWART




While the rest of the news media went "in the tank" for George W Bush and his ridiculous band of ash-holes, THE DAILY SHOW consistently and continuously hammered the administration from the Enron scandal to the lies that convinced a nation that it would be a good idea to send our kids off to die so a few heartless conglomerates can make even more money.

Although THE DAILY SHOW has been the only news source that has kept the word "integrity" in it's reporting, it's place in the Hall of Fame was secured during the Nuremburg Rally held at Madison Square Garden in 2004. It was during this staged decent into madness that host JOHN STEWART:

1) Appeared on the "legitimate" CNN news show "Crossfire" and called the shows bow-tie wearing co-host and Republican lapdog Tucker Carlson an ass hole. The first honest opinion ever expressed on that "political panel/debate show."

and



2) Appeared on the "legitimate" ABC late night news program "Nightline" with an obviously perturbed Ted Koppel. Koppel kept incredulously asking, "Why do young Americans come to You (THE DAILY SHOW)for their news instead of 'real' sources such as Nightline?" In which Stewart replied that is because the so called "news shows" have degenerated into non-sense with partisan hacks spewing out irrelevant and dubious statistics that go unchallenged by the moderator. When old-timer Koppel, obviously offended, said it was his job to allow the two sides to present their case, Stewart curtly replied, "No it isn't."


If American representative democracy still exists in 50 years, JOHN STEWART and the rest of THE DAILY SHOW cast will be hailed as national heroes.




Maggie

You go girl!



MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
ACTRESS - "MONA LISA SMILE," "SECRETARY"
DATE OF INDUCTION: 5/18/2005
SPECIAL MENTION: SHE IS AN ARTIST



With her superb acting skills, brazen off beat project choices and sultry good looks, Maggie is fast becoming the new Audrey Hepburn. By showing her intelligence, the native New Yorker is firmly establishing herself as the "Thinking Man's" sex symbol and is capturing the hearts of a jaded generation in the process.

All of that is terrific but what makes her a member of this Most Hallowed Hall is this quote, which she made at the gala opening of her new film, "The Great New Wonderful" which takes place during the September 11 attacks:


I think what's good about the movie is that it deals with 9/11 in such a subtle, open, open way that I think it allows it to be more complicated than just 'Oh, look at these poor New Yorkers and how hard it was for them,' because I think America has done reprehensible things and is responsible in some way and so I think the delicacy with which it's dealt with allows that to sort of creep in.


In the ridiculous times we live, her mature attitude alone puts her on a higher plane than most of the politicians and opinion shapers I have heard put their two cents in regarding that terrible day. But what makes Maggie a Beacon of Hope was her refusal to back down after the "the machine" predictably painted her as a traitor.

Here was Gyllenhaal's response to the thousands of Pavlovian attacks on her character and motives:

9/11 was a terrible tragedy and of course it goes without saying that I grieve along with every American for everyone who suffered and everyone who died in the catastrophe. But for those of us who were spared, it was also an occasion to be brave enough to ask some serious questions about America's role in the world. Because it is always useful, as individuals or nations to ask how we may have knowingly or unknowingly contributed to this conflict. Not to have the courage to ask these questions of ourselves is to betray the victims of 9/11.


Thank God there are people like 27 year old Maggie Gyllenhaal still out there.



American Idiot

Finger on the pulse of America



AMERICAN IDIOT
ROCK/POP ALBUM BY THE U.S. BAND GREEN DAY
DATE OF INDUCTION: 5/19/2005
SPECIAL MENTION: WINNER 2004 BEST ROCK ALBUM GRAMMY



After its dramatic debut in September of 2004, the overtly political album AMERICAN IDIOT by the pseudo pop/punk band Green Day shot to number one on the Billboard charts and stayed in the top twenty till the very day of their induction into our Hall of Honor. The very success of this tome proves the whole "America is behind Bush" theory is a flat out lie.

Interestingly enough, although The Machine immediately characterized this LP as "Blatant Bush Bashing," (Incidentally, wrongly implying that would be a BAD thing.) upon listening to it myself, I only spotted one overtly specific Bush attack when the Commander-in-Chief is referred to as "President Gas Man" in the anti-Congress song "Holiday."

No, this brilliant piece of art is a lot deeper than that. After listening to the album you are moved to question the status-quo. But what makes this record a cut above the usually ignored and systematically stifled belly-aching that has passed for protest in the past few years, Green Day gives you the distinct urge to join a rebellion but never expressly tells you to rebel against anything specific. By using seemingly unrelated lyrics, hard guitar riffs and a singing style reminiscent of Joe Strummer, lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong creates much more than just a simple dated political cheap shot. He paints a grand portrait of an America that has gone completely wrong and, by so doing, creates a mood of dissatisfaction and righteous rage which is the necessary environment for any kind of substantive change.

Here are three examples:

Disillusion and Disenfranchisement



At the center of the Earth In the parking lot
Of the 7-11 were I was taught
The motto was just a lie

I read the graffiti in the bathroom stall
Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall
And so it seemed to confess

It didn't say much but it only confirmed that
The center of the earth is the end of the world
And I could really care less


Defining One's Self



Maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia


Moral Resignation



Drain the pressure from the swelling
This sensation's overwhelming
Give me a long kiss goodnight
And everything will be alright
Tell me that I won't feel a thing
So give me Novacaine



If, like the last time Green Day tasted national fame and success back in the early 1990s, the band "loses their way" and retreat back into their insular world of physical hedonism and empty materialistic pursuit, their creation, AMERICAN IDIOT, will still stand the test of time, an undeniable representation of the thoughts and feelings of a large portion of the Turn of the Millennium population of the United States. A supreme document of Secular Redemption.

Who knows? In fifty years, the album's release date might be looked on as the turning point of American Culture, when we started our long crawl out of the jingoistic gutter.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

I Am Private Ryan Down!

5/11/05

One day, making the rounds in the cubicle world, I was waxing poetic, ranting and raving actually, to anyone who would listen, about how good a movie I thought Saving Private Ryan (1998) was. I went into my, “When it was first released…” story and how, at the Ziegfield Theatre, with a crisp 70 mm print and incredible digital surround sound that it was, by far, the most engrossing film experience I ever had. I actually paid to see it twice.

Upon hearing my hyperbole, an esteemed colleague of mine was intrigued and asked me to lend him the DVD. Always eager to spread “the word,” the very next day I brought in my copy, all excited with anticipation on hearing the musings of someone who was seeing this landmark film for the first time.

When I presented the well worn disc to the target of my prostelezation, he had a surprise for me. He pulled out a copy of Black Hawk Down (2001) and told me it was I who was in for a treat because “Hawk” was “great” “gritty” “realistic” etc. I was happy because, one, I have a fondness for the war genre and, two, I heard good things about “Black Hawk” and always wanted to see it but never got around to it. We both agreed to “do our homework” that night and compare notes the next day.

That night, after I completed my part of the bargain, I was overcome with emotions that needed to be sorted out before I was going to get a good night sleep. Since I believe in “striking when the iron is hot,” the following is what I thought immediately after my initial viewing with maybe a few hours of contemplation.

First of all I have to say up front that Ridley Scott’s (Gladiator) “Black Hawk Down” is a good, bordering on great, movie. Artistically speaking, its lineage can be traced back directly to Francis Ford Coppola’s masterpiece “Apocalypse Now.” There are scenes that are beautifully eerie and mesmerizing such as the helicopters flying in formation over an otherworldly desert landscape while synthesized African music plays in the background. Also like “Apocalypse,” one of the themes seemed to be the human cost when a government uses the military in pursuit of political goals and the general insanity that permeates a situation when soldiers are forced to distinguish friend and foe in a split second with their decision being the difference between life and death.

But where Coppola brazenly attacked his subject with unapologetic artistry and surreal context, “Hawk” attempts to be realistic, with graphic battle scenes and tittle cards announcing location, date and even exact times of the action unfolding before us giving the perception of authenticity. It is based on a disastrous US operation against a Somalian warlord in the early 1990s that left many dead and wounded. The event also produced some extremely demoralizing footage of a naked American soldier being dragged through the streets of the capital Mogadishu by the warlord’s troops and townspeople alike. I remember when it happened but do not know any of the details so I will give the filmmaker the benefit of the doubt of the accuracy of his script.

While most of the film’s look and narrative style owe to Coppola, the amped up battle scenes and the documentary style shots owe everything to Steven Spielberg’s “Ryan.” The one thing “Saving Private Ryan” did was “up the ante” on a tried and true genre: The War Movie. I don’t think you can make one depicting battle these days without some kind of graphic violence. Although, these two films share some brutal imagery (Severed limbs, point blank shootings, etc.), the tone in which they are presented is radically different and forms the crux of my theory.

While “Private Ryan” shows military life and combat specifically, as miserable, appalling and pointless, “Black Hawk Down” plays as a recruiting film for the armed services.

Too harsh? OK, I’ll put it another way.

Although both films depict pretty deplorable conditions, you leave one saying, “I would never, ever want to go through that” and the other saying, “I want to be with those guys!”


Keep in mind I only saw “Hawk” once and “Ryan” many times so I will fully illustrate my theory with just two specific scenes that depict pretty much the same exact thing.


Ryan

No day at the beach.



War As Sport



1) In “Private Ryan’s” opening D-Day landing sequence, Tom Hanks and his men make it off the beach and are pinned down by a heavy German machine gun crew firmly entrenched on the sea wall. After several attempts and many casualties the gun emplacement is finally “taken out” by one of the principal characters, a southern sharpshooter who prays out loud before he takes every shot. The MG is seen from a distance semi-exploding with the two German corpses falling over the side.


2) In “Black Hawk,” the troops are pinned down in a building. The Somalian commander sits atop a flatbed truck, directing fire from a mobile light artillery piece, which is on another flatbed truck, manned by two or three other “skinnys,” who are raining shells on the American position. A detachment of three American Rangers are dispatched to “take it out.” They sneak up on the gunners and quietly strangle them. Then the Americans load the gun and point it at the command truck where the African Captain stands unaware he is now in the crosshairs of his own artillery. Finally he notices that the weapon is no longer firing at the Americans so he turns to see to his horror that his own gun is about to kill him which happens in a spectacular explosion.


What’s the difference?

Like I tried to convey in my initial description, the “Private Ryan” scene is done very straightforward. Men make it to sea wall; One by one they are killed trying to outflank the gun; Gun is finally destroyed; The men advance to the next obstacle. No slick cuts, cutesey close-ups or background music. The actions alone are astounding enough and required no padding to create riveting film. Less is more.

The “Hawk” material, on the other hand, has:

1) “Sneaking music” as the Rangers approach the first gun position.
2) A ridiculous, “Bruce Willisesque, How ya fellas doin’?” type one liner uttered by the American to the totally surprised “Skinnys,” who are manning the artillery.
3) A close-up of the African commander’s over the top facial expression which goes from anger, when he thinks his men are slacking off, to a cartoon like, “Whaaaaaaaat?!?!,” when he realizes he is about to get blasted with his own gun.
4) I THINK the explosion of the commander’s truck is in slow motion.


All that was missing was a spirited high-five and a hearty “Bool-Ya.”

I remember when I saw “Ryan” in the theatre, at the moment when the German position is blown up, there was a spattering of applause from about three or four people in a “We got em!” type of rah-rah way. I didn’t clap or cheer. Neither did most of the audience.

At that moment I realized that most war movies, up until that time, emphasized the sense of accomplishment and/or triumph of the situation, which I’m sure does exist to a certain degree, when men are pitted together in a titanic life and death struggle. But these movies also completely ignored the fear, pain and death which is undeniably the more overwhelming reality of combat. Well, “Ryan” did not look away and, as a result, effectively conveyed the tragedy of it all. Kudos to Steven Spielberg.

I did not see “Black Hawk” in a theatre but, judging from the way it was edited, I AM SURE there was out right fist pumping and cheering when “that bad man got his.”

BlackHawkDown/>

No man left behind...



Death Be Not Proud



1) In taking a machine gun nest, the company medic (Giovanni Ribisi) is shot several times. After the smoke clears, he lays in the grass, mortally wounded, while the rest of the men gather around him and feebly try to stop the bleeding. They helplessly watch while he cries for his mother pleading that he doesn’t want to die. Finally he passes away and the rest of the men stare solemnly at his lifeless body.

2) On returning to their base, a soldier is shot in the street and is severely wounded. The other men gather him up and get him inside, putting him on a makeshift operating table. The company medic looks at him and realizes the wounded man’s chances are not good. After a failed attempt at removing the bullet all hope is pretty much lost. Eventually the dying man looks at the two soldiers who are trying to save his life and says something like, “Tell my kids I love them,” and quietly passes away. The two men stare solemnly at the lifeless body.


Do you see what I mean?

I think the “Ryan” scene was unflinchingly real although it circumstances are rarely, if ever, depicted. Pre-Ryan war movies always accented the honor and dignity of battlefield death but never the TRUE horror of it. How many times do you think a scene like this actually played out in real life? How long do you think it took the people who witnessed it to forget it? My guess is it haunted them for the rest of their lives.

I remember one time seeing a Vietnam veteran being interviewed, I believe on one of those History Channel shows, and he was talking about the absurdity of traditional death scenes in movies. This veteran said: (Paraphrasing)

The way Hollywood would have you believe it is one minute the guy is laying there, he closes his eyes and then he is dead. Nice and clean. Like he is going to sleep. Well let me tell you it ain’t always like that.


Doesn’t this description fit the “Black Hawk Down”scene to a tee? Maybe with one small proviso. The dying/sleeping man, before expiring, has to give a “Win one for the Gipper” type inspirational epitaph, implying that he has no regrets.


Sizemore

Two takes on the same guy.



Sizemore



I know I said I would only talk about two scenes but I do have to mention one last thing. Tom Sizemore happens to be in both movies. I like him, as an actor, and when I see that he is in the cast of whatever movie I am about to watch, I freely admit that my hopes are slightly raised.

Well, as luck would have it, in these two pictures he plays pretty much the same exact character: A grizzled, hardened veteran Sgt/Captain. He plays a “man’s man” who knows how to get things done.

Here is some of his "Ryan" dialogue, in the scene when the Captain (Tom Hanks) asks him his advice on that age old question “Should we stay or should we go?”

I don't know. Part of me thinks the kid's right. He asks what he's done to deserve this. He wants to stay here, fine. Let's leave him and go home. But then another part of me thinks, what if by some miracle we stay, then actually make it out of here. Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful mess. Like you said, Captain, maybe we do that, we all earn the right to go home.


When I first saw this scene I immediately thought it was ridiculous. The movie takes place during World War II, the last “good war.” The whole country was united then and the fighting men in the field had purpose, making the world safe for democracy, etc. etc. The idea of a soldier questioning why they were in Europe sounded like a piece of revisionist history written by a man whose formative years were the turbulent sixties when dissent was common.

The irony, in that cynical view of why he gives this response, is that Sizemore’s character suggests they do the “heroic” thing and defend the bridge, an act which would greatly help the whole army but would put themselves in serious jeopardy, when they can easily “cut and run” and save their own asses. That option would definitely be safer. The reasoning the Sizemore character uses is pragmatic with a hint of “higher purpose.” He is no saint, just a man who never asked to be in such a terrible predicament, but will try to do the best he can. Again, Kudos to Steven Spielberg.

Compare that to Sizemore’s character’s actions in “Black Hawk Down.” After it has become obvious that something has gone terribly wrong, he returns to the base with three Hum-Vees full of wounded. He has just run a gauntlet of enemy fire through narrow streets. So bad was the situation, the driver of the vehicle was shot in the face and blinded but “kept his foot on the gas” while Sizemore, riding shot gun and, wounded himself, manned the wheel.

After dressing his wounds and knowing that “his guys” were still caught “out there,” he immediately gears up and joins the second rescue detachment. When the Colonel tells him that he is too banged up and shouldn’t go on this mission, Sizemore looks at him steely eyed, I believe with dried blood still on the corner of his mouth. He then walks past the Colonel and boards a Hum-Vee leading the procession out the gates of the base. The whole scene plays out with a dramatic musical back score.

I half expected Sylvester Stallone to walk out shirtless, belts of ammo across his chest, asking, “Do we get to win this time Colonel?”


But in hindsight, I realize that whole way of looking at the “Greatest Generation” is a perception that has rose to the level of mythology. I bet a lot of “grunts” wondered what the hell they were doing there and weren’t so keen about getting killed and wanted nothing else but to go home. Read Norman Mailer’s (A WW II Veteran) semi-autobiographical novel, “The Naked and the Dead” for a much more complex portrait of the American fighting man during the war rather than the sanitized, glorified versions which have become more commonplace in the last ten years.

And, as these veterans die off, as they exit the world of flesh and blood, it seems they are destined to take up permanent residence in the mythological fantasy land of heroes, devoid of real feelings and desires which, in my opinion, denies them the very humanity that they earned when they did these incredible things over 60 years ago.

Not only does the deifying of the veterans of the Second World War do them a great disservice, but it also creates a never existed ideal that can continuously be swung like a hammer, used to prevent any attempt to change the status-quo.


Epilogue



Again, I want to reiterate, that the above thoughts came to my mind while, and right after, I initially viewed the movie. And I thought the movie itself was pretty good and I am not disputing “the facts” and events depicted. But I do believe there is a direct connection between control of media and film presentation and the rise of militarism in western society. From newspapers to radio to newsreels to feature films to the mother of all “attitude dictators” television.

Next stop the Internet!

As far as my theory applies to these two specific films I can boil it down to something tangible. Not that long ago, I believe on the anniversary of D-Day June 6, there was somewhat of a controversy about airing “Saving Private Ryan” uncut on network TV which was planned as a tribute to the troops. Many affiliates bailed because the propaganda wing of this administration (Known in polite society as the FCC) was possibly going to fine any station running the film because the word “Fuck” appeared several times.

So, because there were some curse words here and there (and we know nobody uses bad language in real life!) the FCC denied millions of Americans a somewhat realistic glance at what these poor bastards had to go through 60 years ago.

Do you believe that was the reason?

I think if the networks decided to give “Black Hawk Down” the same uncut treatment, after some empty Kentucky windage, the FCC would have no problem with it.

I remember seeing separate interviews with Oliver Stone and Ron Kovic, both Vietnam combat veterans turned anti-war protesters, where they both said they grew up on John Wayne and other such war movies and assumed, or anticipated, that the way these films depicted war was the way it probably really was.

So, they joined up when they could, after all there was a war on (Vietnam) and, according to the movies they were fed from birth, army life was heroic, brave, honorable and downright fun. Most importantly, it was their duty God damn it!

Needless to say, when they arrived “In Country” they found out that this was not the case at all. Stone came out of his experience, physically intact, but mentally scarred for life. Kovic was severely wounded, “John Wayning it,” (His quote) and is paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of his life.

Check out two films directed by Oliver Stone that directly deals with the disillusionment of blind patriotism. The Best Picture Oscar winner Platoon (1986) which is the fictionalized version of his own experience in Vietnam and Born on the Fourth of July (1989), which is the Ron Kovic story based on his autobiography. After watching those two films, try to cheer at another man being maimed or killed again.

A good friend of mine heard me ranting and raving in my cube the day after I brought back the “Black Hawk Down” DVD. Not taking my demented, abstract musings too seriously (Can you really blame her?) She asked to borrow it to check it out for herself. I was excited because now I was going to get some kind of confirmation or repudiation of my ever expanding ability to connect seemingly harmless and mundane aspects of our society with the greater deteriation and bizarre right wing fascist turn our culture has taken.

The next day she came back with the disc indicating that she watched it. The moment of truth had arrived

When I asked what she thought of the movie, my friend said that, “…it is war for the MTV generation.”

I think she was more insightful than she realized.

Sixth Army

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Hey Everybody!! Paula Abdul Is Human...Let's Crucify her!

5/5/2005


Anyone who knows me knows that I am not a prude. If you are familiar with some of the other postings on this blog, you know I can be as tasteless, bawdy and low brow just as the next guy. But this quote from page two of the New York Post today has somehow really offended me.

Abdul

Capable of having sex?




Evidently there is a scandal brewing at the Fox Television mega-smash show “American Idol” where, it seems that a second season contestant, Corey Clark, received special coaching and had a hot and steamy love affair with one of the judges, the ex-Mrs. Emilio Estevez, Paula Abdul. This Corey Clark guy’s “bombshell interview” appeared on a special one hour ABC “PrimeTime Live - American Idol Exposed” last night. Needless to say if this were to be true it would be, at best, a conflict of interest and, at worst, out right fraud. With “American Idol” being Fox’s highest rated show and somewhat of cultural phenomenon, this has the making of a big news story.

I am, of course, in the enviable position of not really giving a flying fuck.


But here is the passage that caught my eye:



Clark says he and Abdul “began kissing passionately and feeling each other as we moved across the upstairs to the guest room.” He says he was in awe the first time he slept with the 40-year-old former pop star.

“That night, as we were having sex, I kept flashing on her videos and thinking ‘Oh, my God! I’m doing it with Paula Abdul,’ “he says. “But I kept my cool and I did my thing.”


Ugh…



1) The childish attitude of this passage, and the tone of the entire article, towards human sexuality, something everyone does at least once in their lives (Yes, even Catholic Priests), is simply appalling. Supposedly adults write and read this stuff and yet it is on the level of two pre-school children playing doctor behind the woodshed.

2) The culture of celebrity and the “I nailed someone famous” type attitude, this clown displays (At one point, in the interview, he says, “The worst part about the whole affair was I couldn’t brag about it to my friends.”) gives you a nice snapshot at where we are as a society. Our values and priorities are more than screwed up, they are completely upside down. And before you say the old stand-by cop-out, “That’s just the way it is” ask yourself this question, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

3) “But I kept my cool and did my thing.” What the hell does that mean? I have sat here for 25 minutes thinking about it and I still can’t figure that ridiculous statement out. At first, I thought possibly this guy was totally into some kind of fetish and, I must admit, I gained a little respect for this joker at the thought. Maybe “his thing” was dressing in a crotchless Little Bow Peep costume while Abdul, donning an old-school sheep-skin coat, baa's orgasmically at the moment of “being found.” As the coup de grace, the looped rhythmic hooks of “Straight Up” plays through an absurdly expensive sound system, whose rich sounds permeate the living room of Abdul’s gaudy, decadent mansion on the outskirts of Beverly Hills.


But, alas, he probably meant something much more pedestrian. He was probably suggesting something like, “I gave it to her good. I got mines. I’m a stud. I’m a real man.” I seriously suspect, if they gave this guy any more face time, he would probably tell you the size of his penis.

And there is the source of my despair. I ask myself, how are WE, as a country, as a culture, as a species, going to move forward if we view one of the basic functions of human life in such a selfish, ass-backwards way?

I know, I know…That’s just the way it is.


The score so far:

Huge, Souless Corporations: 1329
Little Guy: Nil

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